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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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teacher: you're failing this class
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
teacher: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah
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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via donnacabonna)

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ejacutastic:

gettin—it:

Josh Peck’s vine is the best thing to happen to society in years.

(Source: nicnolashoult, via neopiacentral)

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orlandobloomers:

people used to have to paint their own selfies

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